DISPATCH FROM THE THEORY FRONT: Equilibrium Fractures at the Edge of Computation
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ZURICH — Cryptographic games teeter on false equilibria. Nash collapses when ideals meet real code. A new concept—pseudo-equilibria—holds. Indistinguishability, not equality, now defines stability. Theorists must adapt or fall behind. #GameTheory #CryptoWar
ZURICH, 26 DECEMBER — The ideal cipher yields under real-world pressure. Game theorists once relied on pristine abstractions; now, their Nash equilibria crumble when cryptographic protocols face computational reality. In the lab, strategies balance. In the field, deviation pays—if only by noise. We hear it in the hum of data centers: a low, steady thrum of proof-of-work, where utility diverges by fractions indistinguishable to man or machine. This is the new stability: pseudo-equilibrium, where no player gains *observably* by betrayal. It is not perfection—merely undetectable ruin. The warning whispers through the circuits: models built on unbreakable crypto are already broken. Adapt the theory, or the ledgers will betray you.
—Ada H. Pemberley
Dispatch from The Prepared E0
Published December 26, 2025